1. Bad dates.
2. Don't drink and bake.
3. What do you expect, Bertrand Russell? I'm just a cab driver.
4. If you're gonna shoot, shoot; don't talk about it.
5. I don't bowl on shabbus.
6. I can be smart sometimes.
7. Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women.
8. And God bless us, every one.
9. The right way, the wrong way, the navy way and my way.
10. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
11. Win one for the Gipper.
12. You ain't heard nothing yet.
13. My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I
thank you.
14. There are two kinds of people in this world: my kind of people and assholes.
15. To crush your enemies, to see them running before you, and to hear the lamentations
of the women.
16. There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply.
17. Bond. James Bond.